I hope you’ve been good* this year. Â Tavish Claus has been watching.
Tavish Claus is Coming to Town
You shouldn’t go out. You better not lie.
You better stay home. I’m telling you why.
Tavish Claus is coming to town.
He’s going to kiss. He’ll be licking you twice.
He’s gonna ask if his dinner you’ll dice.
Tavish Claus is coming to town.
He sees you when you’re eating.
He knows when you’ve got cake.
If you’re smart, you’ll share your food,
Or a giant mess he’ll make.
You shouldn’t hold out. His patience you’ll try.
He will refuse to go out, until he’s eaten your fries.
Tavish Claus is coming to town.
*In this context, being “good” means giving your dog lots of food. All the food. So much food. (Tavish Claus thinks with his stomach, obviously… I’m the one who has to think about his waistline. I totally get how Mrs. Claus must feel.)
LOL That is perfect. I could substitute Torrey in that too.
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Brava! When does the caroling collection come out? Because I would totally go caroling in the neighborhood with Honey if I had all your songs in one place to sing.
Should we make that a goal for next year? đ
Oh, and tell Tavish he’s perfectly welcome to come to our town. I’m happy to stay home and feed him tidbits.
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We totally need a compendium of my songs and yours!
Ahahaha – great song! Blueberry completely agrees!
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So cute! Love “he knows when you’ve got cake.” And, yes, I totally relate to Mrs. C as well with trying to keep Rita trim! If we were doing non-holiday lyrics switchups, I do “All she wants to do is eat.” (By Dog Henley).
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Oooh – that’s a good one!
I’m sure this would be my Theo’s favorite song! So cute!
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