Disclaimer: Tavish does not endorse, nor does he appreciate, the “humor” of this post.
I can’t even look at you right now, Ma.
I was recently reminded of a particular caroldy that I began in the comments over at Something Wagging a few years ago. It seems high time that we revisit that little gem and add a few more verses.
Walking in a Neutered Wonderland
Puppy balls, are you listening?
At the vet’s, the tools are glistening.
It’ll all be all right, but by later tonight,
You’ll be walking in a neutered wonderland.
Gone away, is your manhood.
Instead you see, you’ll be fixed good.
You might think it’s wrong, but just go along
Walking in a neutered wonderland.
To the dog park you can totally go, man,
And the fertile females will not frown.
Lots of fun you’ll have,
I know you still can.
Don’t let this operation get you down.
Treats aplenty, you’ll require.
As you recover, by the fire.
To face unafraid,
The different junk the vet made.
Walking in a neutered wonderland.
I totally get you’re down about this stuff, and
And now you think our evil has renown.
We didn’t ask your thoughts,
But give it time, man.
You’re still the king, just no jewels set in your crown.
Just wait and see, you’ll be thrilling.
Without your balls, you’ll be chilling.
You’ll frolic and play,
The same old sweet way,
Walking in a neutered wonderland.
So… that happened. Sorry, everyone. Feel free to caption this photo of Tavish as my holiday gift to you.
I picture my dog and yours singing that song soprano.
That rendition is a ten! Love it!
My caption: “I think the vet might have thrown them away over there……”
Merry Christmas!
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Tavish I understand how this parody might make you wince, but look at all good you have done for puppies that need a home. Maybe they’ll let you play with some puppies. Merry Christmas.
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Merry Christmas and blessings in the New Year – WOOF!
That’s too funny. And I love that pic of Tavish. The card you sent is adorable!
Merry Christmas to all.
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Love it. How about “How am I supposed to roast my nuts by the fire now, hmmmm?!”
Merry Christmas!
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Somehow, I think he’d rather sing “All I want for Christmas is my two balls back!”
This could be my new favorite Christmas carol, but I don’t think Bentley or Pierre will appreciate the sentiment either! Ho Ho Ho!
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Sorry, Tavish! I feel your pain… and have to see I also DO NOT find this neuter song funny! Harrumph! I still hope you had a very Merry Christmas! *wags* – Gilligan from WagsAhoy.com
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So sad…so hilarious!
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I saw this on FB and couldn’t wait for a quiet moment by myself so I could sing along.
With Mike and Honey sleeping in, it’s “me” time. You definitely win the prize with this one.
One problem–when vet medicine finally decides to change their procedure, are you up for writing a song that includes the word “vasectomy?”
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I’d kind of forgotten all about it, so I’ll have to share credit/blame for this one. 🙂
A vasectomy song? Challenge accepted. (One of these days.)