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Did you see the story about the runaway llamas?

The story was blowing up Twitter, of course.  I imagine that office productivity was way down this afternoon, but office worker morale was probably way up.  Seems like a fair tradeoff. Happy minions are useful minions, after all.

That being said, we all know that there is going to be an attempt by various news outlets and Interwebz pundits to write some clever headlines and comments about this high-steed chase.  (It’s gold, Jerry. Gold.)  Some of those attempts will be more successful than others, no doubt.

In addition, many puns will be taken quickly, and it will become challenging to think of new ones.

Accordingly, I feel that it’s my part as a lover of puns to provide these brave souls with some headline options.  You are welcome to these, llama fans.  (Though how about a shoutout to your girl over here?)

Without further ado:

1. Llama nightmare dressed like a daydream
2. The Llamazing Chase
3. Llama splice
4. Save the drama for your llama
5. Llamas on prime
6. O-llama-care
7. Llama be, llama be, llama llama llama be
8. Llama said knock you out
9. Llama-ha!
10. Llama llama llama chameleon
11. Llamatic irony
12. Llama told me (not to run)
13. Llama believer
14. Llamalready gone
15. Llama do my thang
16. Llamagotchi
17. Who gives an F about an Oxford llama?
18. Llama he’s crazy
19. Llamas, don’t let your babies grow up to be cowboys
20. Llama’s broken heart
21. Llama sutra
22. She’s a bad llama jama
23. Llama mia!
24. Llamall about that chase
25. Llama gonna get you sucka
26. If llama ain’t happy, ain’t nobody happy
27. Llama just leave this here
28. Llama going to Disney World
29. Llama-stay
30. Futur-llama: Good news, everyone!
31. Llama keep going to the river to pray
32. The llamaculate reception
33. Llamada Inn
34. Llamall dressed up & nowhere to go
35. Llamigration reform
36. Llamaican me crazy

I’m spent… but I do it all for you.

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