Move over, Bonnie and Clyde… the newest thieving duo on the block is so adorable that a jury would never convict them. It’s the perfect crime…
(via Jezebel)
On a related note, if this dog and bird are ever apprehended, will they have to face a jury of their peers? Would it be a jury full of dogs and birds? (Anyone else writing an episode of Paw & Order in their heads right now?)
If so, I would very much like to be at the trial somehow. I’d happily be a public dogfender, or even a court reporter. I could live tweet it! (Pun so intended… so very, very intended. Wordplay!)
