So, your dog’s been skunked. What should you do? (Aside from cursing the day you were born, of course.)

You know what’s a fun way to spend a Saturday morning? I don’t. However, I can tell you that de-skunking your dog & house starting at 5:30 is not it.

— Pup Fan (@wantmorepuppies) November 18, 2017

First and foremost, do not – I repeat DO NOT – let your dog back into your house. (Friends, I’m essentially writing this post for Past Me, in hopes that a rip in the space-time continuum will allow me to warn her of the events that transpired on November 18 and prevent her from opening that patio door. If she’d only known what Tavish had been up to out there…)

You’ve already let him back in the house, haven’t you? I’m sorry to report that it’s too late for you. There’s only one way out. Continue reading →